I post too many pictures of cats and food. They are my favourite things.
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
(via sickonsecondthought)
WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
(via firefoxshawty)
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
(via missybooher)
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
(via missybooher)
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
(via sickonsecondthought)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via anime-annamae)
“I’m sad.”
“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”
“…OK.”
(Source: dailyanimals, via thegestianpoet)
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
(via thisismy-themepark)
let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.
(via rainbowsprinklesndiamondpills)
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
(via tsarcasm)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via j4n3ly)
